Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Just for Fun

Laughing over breakfast this morning, my wife shared with me a couple of wacky definitions she came across on a message board for letterboxing that she frequents. A few for your enjoyment:

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. (my favorite, though not too far from the truth)

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. (though this is good too)

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. (Huh? What?)

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. ('Nuff said)

7 comments:

Heather said...

LOL ... these are funny ... thanks for sharing :)

~Heather

Steve Sensenig said...

Great stuff!! LOL

elder's wife said...

Very funny. Tomorrow you might want to read your wife the email jokes from Rose at http://rosesreasonings.blogspot.com/2007/06/email-joke.html#links
My hubby and I had a good chuckle over these.
Kat

Brandon said...

Reintarnation!!! That's my favorite too!

My Bozone is in excellent condition thank you...

Blessings to you!
Brandon

Tony said...

Heather, Steve,

Thanks for dropping in.

Kat,

I checked those out; funny stuff!

Brandon,

My bozone is as well...perhaps I'll be "reintarnated" with a less permeable layer...

Luke said...

ha,ha,ha,ha

Just read these after coming from SelahV's site. Excellent humor. Though I readily identify most assuredly with beelzebug. You nailed that one.

Luke

Tony said...

Hey Luke,

Welcome to the blog! I hope you find enough here to come back and visit again.

Thanks for the comment; I've dealt with a few Beelzebugs myself!