This one I have seen before. It is tried and hackneyed, but it still surprises me that some churches post it.
Take-offs on commercial jingles are a bit old. Like a good neighbor, God is there, ya know? And you're in good hands with...God!
God is like GE.
He brings good things to life.
And the second just made me guffaw.
And if you try reeeeeal hard, God will give you a stick of candy. Until next time, this has been another edition of LCS!
God is good.
You can be too.