More Lousy Church Signs...

...courtesy of my mother-in-law.

This one I have seen before. It is tried and hackneyed, but it still surprises me that some churches post it.

God is like GE.
He brings good things to life.

Take-offs on commercial jingles are a bit old. Like a good neighbor, God is there, ya know? And you're in good hands with...God!

And the second just made me guffaw.

God is good.
You can be too.

And if you try reeeeeal hard, God will give you a stick of candy. Until next time, this has been another edition of LCS!