Talk about a paranoid parent. This exclamation actually happened.
One of my daughters was pushing the stroller around the yard today. I did not have a clear line of sight on either her or the stroller, but I could see that she had the stroller tilted up into a "wheelie." I yelled, "Leah, stop! You're gonna dump Michael out of there! He will get hurt!"
My other daughter, Lily, said, "Uh, Daddy...you're...holding...Michael."